Drug Test! AH!

[iodei]

can anyone recommend a good online detox ( like permenant, not just 5 hours or something) I need to pass a drug test sooner than I thought. I smoked on the 14th and my test will be on the 25th. SWIM smoked MJ, only 2 grams over the course of 2 weeks. Im doing exercise and diuretics but i dont think itll be enough.

Also, do the 5 hour things work for advanced drug tests that test ph and the works? or does it show up.

[valseedian]

how big of a person are you? age and sex?

unless you are obese, 11 days of being 100% clean, with a gallon of water within 2 hours of the test and a jar of peanut butter the night before should take care of it, no need for expencive crap.

[iodei]

198, 6'4", Male and 18. ive been excersizing and drinking cranberry juice and ALOT of beer :)

but... i want to pass a test on the 21st as well as a voluntary test. The test on the 25th may or may not happen.
assuming I did want that expensive crap... do you have any recommendations?

[insomnia]

198, 6'4", Male and 18. ive been excersizing and drinking cranberry juice and ALOT of beer :)

but... i want to pass a test on the 21st as well as a voluntary test. The test on the 25th may or may not happen.
assuming I did want that expensive crap... do you have any recommendations?

Dunno, but 6'4 and 198lb should buy you some don't fuck with me time :D

[iodei]

actualy i lied its 6'2" mistype, but still. i wish it worked that way =\

[valseedian]

how long was your time off up untill now?

expencive flushes are useless, they don't actually work, most induce vommitting and then claim that their warranty doesn't cover botched attempts.. I've passed a 'dip card' test after no more than 18 hours of abstenence using just water and B vitamins..

[GOA]

I hear Niacin (vitamin B3) is a good supplement for cleaning fatty acids in the blood. Don't take too much though as it can cause flushing of the skin.

[weaselknot]

watch out, a dilute is a fail. if its a job- they just retest you or call it a fail.. if it's probation, a dilute is a fail. water will make you dilute enough to pass- but fucks up the specific gravity of your piss= fail.

that's just my experience.

Oh yeah, I've been trying to beat piss tests for the past 6 years. You can't. Nothing works. Just abstain or find things that they don't test for.

[iodei]

watch out, a dilute is a fail. if its a job- they just retest you or call it a fail.. if it's probation, a dilute is a fail. water will make you dilute enough to pass- but fucks up the specific gravity of your piss= fail.

that's just my experience.

Oh yeah, I've been trying to beat piss tests for the past 6 years. You can't. Nothing works. Just abstain or find things that they don't test for.


See, they will check my specific gravity probably sooo Im nervous about trying to cheat it.
A friend said that peanut butter the night before , b12 supplements the day of, and a gallon of water before the test will let me pass it. However, will that meathod pass their dilutant tests as well?

Im thinking about getting this:
3 Day Cleanse
3 Day Cleanse - Perfect for 2-3x per week users. This 3 day program will eliminate traces of any past drug use from your urine, blood and saliva. Not a mask and it is completely undetectable!

Suggested Usage:
Day 1
Take 3 tablets an hour for 5 hours.
Eat light and drink lots of water and unsweetened tea during this time.
Do not exceed 15 tablets in one day.
Days 2 - 3
Take 3 tablets an hour for 5 hours.
Eat and drink lots of fluids while taking tablets.
Do not exceed 15 tablets in one day.
After your last 3 tablets, Wait 3 hours.
You can drink lots of fluids, but do not eat during this time.
After the 3 hours, Take ½ bottle of Elixir in 4 ounces of Orange Juice or Spring Water.
Do not eat or drink for 3 more hours.
Helpful Hints:
Drink lots of water, unsweetened tea, and cranberry juice.
Take 1 multivitamin a day.
Sleep on clean sheets all nights of the cleanse.
Do not drink alcohol.
Do not wear any clothes that you have used in that have not been washed.
Wait at least 24 hours from the time you finish your cleanse before you use your test kits or take a lab test.
Warnings:
Do not take this product if you are: pregnant, lactating, on a low sodium diet, have high blood pressure or heart disease, or if you are allergic to shellfish, kelp or iodine.




its only 75$ and it just helps clean my system. Thats sorta what I was hoping for. Would yall recommend I get it if money isn't a concern for me?

[valseedian]

only $75....

seriously, not worth your money, I've been beating piss tests for a year using only 48 hours abstenence, water and oils... Trying to 'pre-flush' is pointless.. the chemistry of it is all wrong:

the 9-cbx-thc is excreted from your adapose and lipidoise tissue at a constant rate, and being non-water soluable, this rate doesn't speed up when you overhydrate... if this were the case, overhydration wouldn't help beat a test at all.

niacin is a long-term solution but not worth trying in the short term, alot of labs check niacin and for other non-drug adulterants.. all of which are pointless alone.

b12 complex pills for ketones and color, water to dilute (an entire gallon within 2-4 hours of the test will do), cranberry/coffee/energy drinks as diuretics will also help.

if you are really paranoid, go pick up a box of yogi brand detox tea and consume 4 bags a day or more for a few days prior to testing, and stop 24 hours before your test... it tastes really good with some cinnamon and ginger powder, and a small scoop of vanilla icecream. peach detox and regular detox are OK, berry detox is horrid.


if you are in the US and on probation, PM me, I'll give u the run-down of all of the shit you need to know to get by.

[iodei]

sent you a pm, also,

the gelatin way to pass a drug test. Has anyone tried this? does this work for a GC/MS test?

[valseedian]

another good question is 'when were you supposed to quit.

I've never heard of gelatin, but I've used visine to adulterate with positive results.

[weaselknot]

sent you a pm, also,

the gelatin way to pass a drug test. Has anyone tried this? does this work for a GC/MS test?

nothing will beat a GC/MS without detection except lab error or a lack of drug metabolites in the specimen. Nothing. Also, here in the US, the detection levels are much lower once you get to the GC/MS stage. Just because you pass the EMIT test does not mean that you would pass the GC/MS test with the same sample.

I have a friend that uses serta SUR-GEL to pass dipstick tests. (gelatin) I don't know how it works, I continually tell him that that shit doesn't work, but he continually proves me wrong. He's passed about 10 tests this year- smokes like it's going out of style up to the night before the test. he's a big guy 250+ and does not exercise or flush or anything else. I refuse to gamble with my freedom with gelatin. I don't know how that bastard pulls it off.

[iodei]

quite easy. drink it with a bottle of cold water and it will line your stomach. Eat some greasy food and go pee. Then drink 1/4 gallon of water and go to test. The Thc will not be released into that sample.

[scudinvi]

Also i'll like to add, make sure you give your urine sample from mid stream, not from the beginning and not from the end. Let out some first to allow any sediments that may have accumulated. Capiche?...:D

[valseedian]

quite easy. drink it with a bottle of cold water and it will line your stomach. Eat some greasy food and go pee. Then drink 1/4 gallon of water and go to test. The Thc will not be released into that sample.

completely unfounded in any type of fact...

the THC metabolites that are released into your urine are well past the stomache stage..

[jenefa]

A drug test is a technical analysis of a biological specimen – for example urine, hair, blood, sweat, or oral fluid / saliva – to determine the presence or absence of specified parent drugs or their metabolites. Major uses of drug testing are to detect the presence of performance enhancing steroids in sport or for drugs prohibited by laws, such as cannabis, cocaine and heroin.Isn't it??

[The_One_and_Only_E]

Best way to beat a test is flushing your system with water and exercise for a few weeks. Failing that fake piss would defiantly be your best bet. Because if it comes out of you body it could have drugs in it.