valseedian
03-10-2009, 04:56 PM
Origionally posted on champs forums by me.
sooo, for the last 3 days I've known that I had a drug test today. 20 minutes ago as a matter of fact... and being the curious type, and not the type to just sit back and watch myself fail, I decided to check up on some 'home remedies' to passing drug tests.
After more than 6 hours of google searching and reading, I'd not found 1 good example of someone passing that used nearly as much as me... and now I'm going to share my experience.
Some backround info:
male 5'7", 150 lbs. 21 years of age.
daily consumption: between 1.5 and 5 gms (never lower, sometimes higher), going on 4 years now. other possible intoxicants: amphetamines (adderall 30mg) taken two times 6 days before testing, opiates (10mg morphine pill taken 6 days before testing).
grace period: 4 days(I knew about the test 4 days before I needed to take it)
Now, I know that most guides tell you not to over-hydrate yourself intentionally in the days before, as it won't have any noticeable effects, but I still consumed more than 1 gallon of liquids daily all 4 days.
I was pretty sure that no matter what I'd do, I wasn't going to pass, so I decided to just Fk it for the first 2 days (thursday and friday) and probably consumed a little more than 1/4 OZ. (my mari is usually very potent, not the downtown brown most people are used to getting) to myself in those 2 days (more on friday than on thursday). friday night I was left with about 2g. bud and a decent collection of roaches. saturday I worked most of the day. My job is not labor intencive and really can't be considered excersise in any way shape or form, but saturday I consumed around 1/2 a gram of roaches.
sunday I decided to stay 100% clean. drank 3 or 4 cups of Yogi brand tea (berry detox flavor, tho I usually buy peach or regular detox.... yes I've been tested many times, this is my first pass), and an entire gallon of cranberry juice (concentrate). Ate very very little solid food on saturday and sunday, only 1 double cheeseburger from Mc'd's on saturday and only 1 slice of peperoni pizza on sunday.
monday morning I woke up extra early ( around 5 am) even tho I knew my test wasn't untill 2pm. I finished off 1/2 a gallon of cranberry juice by 7 and took 2 b12 complex pills at 7am, after which I decided to try sleeping some more. I slept untill around 9:30 am, and proceeded to guzzle water as often as possible, so much so that I felt nauseous for a few hours.
(somewhat adult content, read if your OK with that type of thing)
at 11 am, I'd finished almost 1 1/2 gallons of water, and took another 2 b12 pills along with 100mgs of niacin and waited untill I needed to urinate again, after which I took a very hot shower. once my whole bathroom was filled with steam, I proceeded to 'choke the chicken' for around 15 minutes after which I was sweating profusely. I stayed in the shower for another 30 minutes on as hot as it could go. in this time, I most definitly became either dehydrated or heat stricken (heat stroke), to the point where it was laborsome to move at all. this could be from the advil PM's I'd taken the night before tho.
when I'm done with my shower, it's 12:15. between then and 1:45, i consumed another gallon of water and 1 large cup of cranberry juice, after which I left to take my test.
at 2:43 I was taken into the screening area (ready to literally pee my pants if it hadn't come about just as it did), and filled 1/2 the sample cup, which was 2 or 3 times as much liquid is required. it was the regular SANSA 5 test with a cup and a card, with rising blue lines. all of the lines other than THC came up very dark and obvious. the THC line was almost too light to count, but the screener decided it was enough to pass me.
I should also mention that in order to clear the nausia, I ate 2 or 3 spoonfuls of peanut butter. I've been told that THC has a high affinity for peanut oil and that it would more likely be flushed through my bowels and not through my bladder.. I'd also assume that adding fat to your body in the days prior to a test as well as staying clean for those few days might have a beneficial effect.
had I failed, I was looking at 6 months to 7 years in prison. My probation officer informed me as I left that she would no longer be recommending jail time, and that she would renounce my 'surrender' hearing.
I hope my JWH comes in tomorrow, so I'll be sure to pass my next test.
I don't suggest anyone consume as much THC or water as I do or did. but it worked for me. also to be noted, I'm considered a somewhat small guy in my area, and my metabolism is very fast (probably contributed by my long term amphetamine exposure, around 11 years).
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: the worst effect weed will every have on your life is when you get caught with it. stay safe, be co-operative.
~val
sooo, for the last 3 days I've known that I had a drug test today. 20 minutes ago as a matter of fact... and being the curious type, and not the type to just sit back and watch myself fail, I decided to check up on some 'home remedies' to passing drug tests.
After more than 6 hours of google searching and reading, I'd not found 1 good example of someone passing that used nearly as much as me... and now I'm going to share my experience.
Some backround info:
male 5'7", 150 lbs. 21 years of age.
daily consumption: between 1.5 and 5 gms (never lower, sometimes higher), going on 4 years now. other possible intoxicants: amphetamines (adderall 30mg) taken two times 6 days before testing, opiates (10mg morphine pill taken 6 days before testing).
grace period: 4 days(I knew about the test 4 days before I needed to take it)
Now, I know that most guides tell you not to over-hydrate yourself intentionally in the days before, as it won't have any noticeable effects, but I still consumed more than 1 gallon of liquids daily all 4 days.
I was pretty sure that no matter what I'd do, I wasn't going to pass, so I decided to just Fk it for the first 2 days (thursday and friday) and probably consumed a little more than 1/4 OZ. (my mari is usually very potent, not the downtown brown most people are used to getting) to myself in those 2 days (more on friday than on thursday). friday night I was left with about 2g. bud and a decent collection of roaches. saturday I worked most of the day. My job is not labor intencive and really can't be considered excersise in any way shape or form, but saturday I consumed around 1/2 a gram of roaches.
sunday I decided to stay 100% clean. drank 3 or 4 cups of Yogi brand tea (berry detox flavor, tho I usually buy peach or regular detox.... yes I've been tested many times, this is my first pass), and an entire gallon of cranberry juice (concentrate). Ate very very little solid food on saturday and sunday, only 1 double cheeseburger from Mc'd's on saturday and only 1 slice of peperoni pizza on sunday.
monday morning I woke up extra early ( around 5 am) even tho I knew my test wasn't untill 2pm. I finished off 1/2 a gallon of cranberry juice by 7 and took 2 b12 complex pills at 7am, after which I decided to try sleeping some more. I slept untill around 9:30 am, and proceeded to guzzle water as often as possible, so much so that I felt nauseous for a few hours.
(somewhat adult content, read if your OK with that type of thing)
at 11 am, I'd finished almost 1 1/2 gallons of water, and took another 2 b12 pills along with 100mgs of niacin and waited untill I needed to urinate again, after which I took a very hot shower. once my whole bathroom was filled with steam, I proceeded to 'choke the chicken' for around 15 minutes after which I was sweating profusely. I stayed in the shower for another 30 minutes on as hot as it could go. in this time, I most definitly became either dehydrated or heat stricken (heat stroke), to the point where it was laborsome to move at all. this could be from the advil PM's I'd taken the night before tho.
when I'm done with my shower, it's 12:15. between then and 1:45, i consumed another gallon of water and 1 large cup of cranberry juice, after which I left to take my test.
at 2:43 I was taken into the screening area (ready to literally pee my pants if it hadn't come about just as it did), and filled 1/2 the sample cup, which was 2 or 3 times as much liquid is required. it was the regular SANSA 5 test with a cup and a card, with rising blue lines. all of the lines other than THC came up very dark and obvious. the THC line was almost too light to count, but the screener decided it was enough to pass me.
I should also mention that in order to clear the nausia, I ate 2 or 3 spoonfuls of peanut butter. I've been told that THC has a high affinity for peanut oil and that it would more likely be flushed through my bowels and not through my bladder.. I'd also assume that adding fat to your body in the days prior to a test as well as staying clean for those few days might have a beneficial effect.
had I failed, I was looking at 6 months to 7 years in prison. My probation officer informed me as I left that she would no longer be recommending jail time, and that she would renounce my 'surrender' hearing.
I hope my JWH comes in tomorrow, so I'll be sure to pass my next test.
I don't suggest anyone consume as much THC or water as I do or did. but it worked for me. also to be noted, I'm considered a somewhat small guy in my area, and my metabolism is very fast (probably contributed by my long term amphetamine exposure, around 11 years).
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: the worst effect weed will every have on your life is when you get caught with it. stay safe, be co-operative.
~val